Advice for being Eco Friendly...

...always try to follow this simple little saying when using the bathroom and you'll save thousands of gallons of water each year: if it's yellow let it mellow, if it's brown flush it down.

I understand that this is not always practical but its really quite easy. I'd estimate that 8 out of 10 times you can let the yellow mellow. And just think - every time you flush a toilet it uses between one and five gallons of fresh water depending on your toilet. That adds up really fast. Even if you can get just two yellows per flush you'll save thousands of gallons of water each year.

And if you abide by the saying on a night when you have friends over for drinks you can save so much water its crazy!

And if you are poopy pants about this idea then I have two things to say to you: 1. you are an idiot and 2. you are one of the chosen few who live in a country with clean water so be thankful you don't have to drink your nasty ass water through a LifeStraw:

I might drink my own piss before drinking the water in that picture. Sick.